Isn't She Lovely
This is the prototype of the new fast food worker. We couldn't outsource the ones we have and industry demanded a solution so NASA got right on it!
Temporarily at My Life as a Spam Blog
"I've come to find I like liberals a lot more," Coulter said early in her speech. "They're kind of cute when they're cold, shivering and afraid."
"Ann Coulter is logical, rational and an independent thinker," he said. "In essence, everything the left hates in their womenfolk."
Stranger shouldn't decide life or death
I'm writing my living will, naming Tom DeLay as having power of attorney to make all medical decisions.
I thought about putting my wife in charge, but you never know. She could find someone else, or want my money.
Tom, however, is a good Christian man. Look at how he's taken the time and trouble to get to know Terri Schiavo, and the concern he has taken for her welfare.
I know that Tom would always put my best interests first. He would care for me like a family member, and consider all the options as coolly as a judge.
Sleeping easily tonight - not!