Can you identify this presidential candidate?
-Enjoyed blowing frogs up with firecrackers as a child.
-Branded fellow students with a coat hanger as a college student.
-Showed extremely poor sportsmanship on the rugby field.
-AWOL from creampuff assisnment granted because of his social status during Vietnam.
-Profited from a couple of failed businesses that his partners and taxpayers funded.
-Mocked a reborn Christian's plea for mercy and had her executed anyway.
-Had residents of Slave Island temporarily interred so he could stop in for a photo op.
-Had homes razed so he could visit Africa for a few hours.
-Wrecked the Queen's gardens including several heirloom plants when he spent three days in England.
-Lied in his State of the Union Address.
-Illegally diverted funds from Afghanistan war to Iraq.
-Presided over biggest intelligence failure in history.
-Was in charge when undercover CIA agent was outed for spite.
-Was in charge when Al Queda mole was outed for political gain.
-Presided in largest job loss since Herbert Hoover.
-Turned record surplus into record breaking budget defecit.
-Had EPA allow more pollution.
-Turned Labor department against employees.
-Turned OSHA against employees.
-Made Medicare unfriendly to seniors.
-Has the FDA protect drug companies from their own incompetence.
-Threatened to shut down the Government Accounting Office then presided over name change.
-Cut funding for WIC, a nutrition program for the poorest children.
-Stood by while Head Start workers were threatened with the Hatch Act.
-Cheerleaded while the Attorney General willfully violated the Hatch act.
-Was in charge while budget and employment numbers were altered for political reasons.
-Cut money for policemen and firemen while underfunding port security and denying the need for security at our chemical and nuclear facilities.
-Had the EPA issue the "all clear" after 9-11 when the air was in fact dangerous.
-Stiffled experts at the USDA.
-Allowed retroctive classification of documents that have already been made public.
-Prevented branches of Government from sharing taxpayer funded information.
-Prevented the most qualified scientists from participating in the World Health Organization.
-Raised the amount of arsenic and raw sewage allowable in our drinking water.
-Did not notify D.C. residents of dangerously high levels of lead in their tap water.
-Detains and deports foreign journalists.
-Deports foreign theologians.
-Wants to deport people to unsafe places.
-Has extrajudiciously rendered an unknown number of people to foreign countries for torture.
-Sent already over extended troops to overthrow a democratically elected government.
-Said the law doesn't apply to Dick Cheney.
-Said the law doesn't apply to Guatanamo.
-Said the law does not apply to Jose Padilla.
-Said the law does not apply in Afghanistan.
-Said the law does not apply to Iraqis.
-Allows the criminalization of peaceful dissent at taxpayer funded events.
-Cut family planning and AIDS education money across the globe=Correlating rise in child rape from superstitious but ill informed men in Africa.
-Minimized the pain of his classmates branding, saying that it didn't hurt any more than a cigarette burn.
-Expects us to believe that a condoms are less effective at stopping sperm than missile defence would be at stopping a random nuclear weapon that we don't know when or where they would come.
There is a lot more, but would someone please ask Bob Woodard how this is not worse than Nixon?