Dangerous Inconsideration
Looking on the bright side of this, I bet them queers are real happy they can't be scoutmasters anymore. Jerry fallwell would be having apoleptic fits placing the blame on homosexuals for the three tragic events the Boy Scouts of America experienced last week including a fatal lightning strike.
In the interest of clarity, I should point out that The Boy Scouts of America, Jerry Fallwell, and God Almighty did not corroberated any part of this story with me. His Highness King Junior Bush and his personal taxpayer funded staff of 300 were also not asked to comment on this story.