Sunday, August 15, 2004

Guess who?

Can you identify this presidential candidate?

-Enjoyed blowing frogs up with firecrackers as a child.

-Branded fellow students with a coat hanger as a college student.

-Showed extremely poor sportsmanship on the rugby field.

-AWOL from creampuff assisnment granted because of his social status during Vietnam.

-Profited from a couple of failed businesses that his partners and taxpayers funded.

-Mocked a reborn Christian's plea for mercy and had her executed anyway.

-Had residents of Slave Island temporarily interred so he could stop in for a photo op.

-Had homes razed so he could visit Africa for a few hours.

-Wrecked the Queen's gardens including several heirloom plants when he spent three days in England.

-Lied in his State of the Union Address.

-Illegally diverted funds from Afghanistan war to Iraq.

-Presided over biggest intelligence failure in history.

-Was in charge when undercover CIA agent was outed for spite.

-Was in charge when Al Queda mole was outed for political gain.

-Presided in largest job loss since Herbert Hoover.

-Turned record surplus into record breaking budget defecit.

-Had EPA allow more pollution.

-Turned Labor department against employees.

-Turned OSHA against employees.

-Made Medicare unfriendly to seniors.

-Has the FDA protect drug companies from their own incompetence.

-Threatened to shut down the Government Accounting Office then presided over name change.

-Cut funding for WIC, a nutrition program for the poorest children.

-Stood by while Head Start workers were threatened with the Hatch Act.

-Cheerleaded while the Attorney General willfully violated the Hatch act.

-Was in charge while budget and employment numbers were altered for political reasons.

-Cut money for policemen and firemen while underfunding port security and denying the need for security at our chemical and nuclear facilities.

-Had the EPA issue the "all clear" after 9-11 when the air was in fact dangerous.

-Stiffled experts at the USDA.

-Allowed retroctive classification of documents that have already been made public.

-Prevented branches of Government from sharing taxpayer funded information.

-Prevented the most qualified scientists from participating in the World Health Organization.

-Raised the amount of arsenic and raw sewage allowable in our drinking water.

-Did not notify D.C. residents of dangerously high levels of lead in their tap water.

-Detains and deports foreign journalists.

-Deports foreign theologians.

-Wants to deport people to unsafe places.

-Has extrajudiciously rendered an unknown number of people to foreign countries for torture.

-Sent already over extended troops to overthrow a democratically elected government.

-Said the law doesn't apply to Dick Cheney.

-Said the law doesn't apply to Guatanamo.

-Said the law does not apply to Jose Padilla.

-Said the law does not apply in Afghanistan.

-Said the law does not apply to Iraqis.

-Allows the criminalization of peaceful dissent at taxpayer funded events.

-Cut family planning and AIDS education money across the globe=Correlating rise in child rape from superstitious but ill informed men in Africa.

-Minimized the pain of his classmates branding, saying that it didn't hurt any more than a cigarette burn.

-Expects us to believe that a condoms are less effective at stopping sperm than missile defence would be at stopping a random nuclear weapon that we don't know when or where they would come.

There is a lot more, but would someone please ask Bob Woodard how this is not worse than Nixon?
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