I Hate To Interrupt Your Fundraisers Sir

I expect you to gloss over the melting polar caps and mass extinctions in progress, Mr. President Sir, but I would be much obliged if you took the time to weigh in on this report America For Sale: The Cost Of Republican Corruption?

If you don't have time to read it between all those fundraisers we keep paying to fly you to, maybe you could just give us your opinion of Rep. Slaughter's statement that

Tom DeLay is on trial for money laundering so House Republicans place him on the committee in charge of handing out money.

It would be very kind of you to tell us what you really think because your poor Scotty speaks as if he is juggling a mouth full of rocks.