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Herman James

> Fifty-one years ago Herman James, a Tennessee mountain man, was drafted
> by the US Army.
>
> On his first day in basic training the army issued him a comb. That
> afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
>
> On his second day the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon
> the Army dentist removed seven of his teeth.
>
> On the third day the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been
> looking for Herman for 51 years.
>