Brainhell's Death Viganette Winner

I know this is so three days ago, but Brainhell chose it and I agree it was the best:

President-elect Hillary Clinton died yesterday felating blogger brainhell as the pair bungee jumped. The line broke, killing both jumpers, and Vice-President-elect Newt Gingrich will become America's 44th president.

Jason, is, after all into absurdity in sports and pop culture.