Fashion God For Hire

ABC news just reported that FEMA directorMichael Brown is no longer on the payroll.

Fashion God lacks qualifications to do anything appearing to require thought, skill or work. Fashion God currently rakes in 175K plus full benefits although dogsitting services, longer lunches, and spur of the moment trips to the mall could be used to convince Fashion God to remain at his present job if he is not expected to do anything more strenous than sending a few social emails .




via blogenfreude