This Week on Apologist Broadcast Corporation

What a sight! Georges Stephanopolis and Will are competing with Terry Moran and whoever the blonde woman is to see who can make the best pre-emptive arguments to clear Bush, De Lay and Rove of any crime, mismanagement, malice or arrogance whatsoever.

Hard to pick a winner there!

Of course we are all thinking about the Constitution lately, so naturally! we think of Lynne Cheney who tells the audience how to teach history. Not a single word about our new found tradition of shredding 360,000 copies of government produced handbooks because they offended her need for hero worship.