Conservation Campaign

Our own beloved leader in all things wise and wonderful made the bold announcement today that he would continue to zig zag our Air Force One Jet to as many places his photo op schedule demands. The spirits of the working presstitutes soared and plunged and soared again with the announcement that effective immediately, he would be flying criss cross across the country to ask us to conserve fuel because the oil companies have been hit with a one-two whammy.