McCain Invokes The Troop Fairy

A very pale John McCain publicly Powelled himself today when he told Bob Schiffer that President Bush was absolutely right about Iraq, we just need another fifteen or twenty thousand young bodies to absorb some of the inevitable violence.

We are turning corners around some Democratic fantasy of a stagemanaged hard sell, Senator McCain scuttled away from the question of his earlier clown posession where he joked about Donald Rumsfeld resigning because of his incompetence. A far more sober man informed Bob Schiffer that Donald Rumsfeld served at the pleasure and with the full confidence of the President.

I have been unable to verify the runor that he peed his pants when he tried to say that he disagreed with Dick Cheney about the torture issue but we have already signed so many treaties about human rights that everybody know what is allowed and what isn't.

Pitiful.