Osama Bin Laden Is A Free Man

We were attacked on 9-11 so we let the guilty people go and attacked Iraq.

We're spending money hand over fist and we have to keep doing it because we need a reason to keep fighting a country that didn't have anything to do with 9-11.

I had no plan to stop 9-11, and I had no plan to win this war, but I had a great big plan to start it. We have to stay in Iraq because they didn't do 9-11 and we need our troops tied up somewhere else so Osama Bin Laden can waltz right in here and do another 9-11.

Thank- you America, we'll keep lying and stealing and killing as long as you let us get away with it.

Thank-you, and we will continue to protect Osama Bin Laden and Ken Lay.