Suggestion #2

If suggestion #1 fails, always go to suggestion #2

Become depressed. Have the rest of the staff become morbid and depressed. See if your boss notices. Create quiet, sullen workgroups and discuss topics like - the end of the world, morgue-life, and terminal diseases. Any interaction with the boss should have a dismal deathly overcast to it.

I think this is the only one that Whiner hasn't tried to get his way about dismantling Social Security.