Hey Guv, What's the Rush?

So there I was minding my own business when I was ever so rudely interrupted by one of the all night repeating infohypatainment stories about Texas Governor Goodhair's evangelical desperate zeal to dump his state's (golden goose) lottery system into the lap of some cash laden corporation for an infusion of some quick cash that he can "invest" right quick.

If the hair isn't standing up on the back of every Texas citizen's neck somebody should do emergency lead testing on their water supply.