Five Million Dollars Found In D.C.

The day before President Bush started flying all over the place to look like he cares about alternative energy, his administration found five million dollars so that the thirty two people who were fired, er, laid off the day after his State of the Union Speech because Bush wanted to give the top 1% of the money holders their fifth major tax cut in five years could be hired back for his highly publicized visit.

What are the odds?