The Straightjacket Road Show
Good end-times Ladies and Gentlemen and thank-you for all the cards and letters wishing me a speedy recovery. I will respond to each one of those wishes as soon as Homeland Insecurity decides that it is once again safe for Halliburton to sell my crayolas back to me.
What did I miss while I was gone? Katrina Katrina Katrina.
It's my understanding that the most vulnerable citizens who were left behind without food and water for days on end and were not allowed out while those bringing food and water to them were not allowed to do so, except three crazy Hyundai sharing college students who snuck in and out a couple of times to evacuate people.
Who was allowed to go in and out ? Joe Allbaugh.
Ba-da-bing!
I have learned that our "free press" is not allowed in the disaster recovery area to photograph or report on the disaster recovery and some of the duties of the free press in America during the Imperial Bush Presidency.
Graciously thank Laura Bush for her fried catfish and bathtub cheese with fawning shots of her bonding with all seven refugees at the Cajundome, gush and get jello knees about how what a hot military costumed stud the Mission Accomplished President and his army of PR agents can do with a couple million dollars and the right props.
Ba-da-bang!
Thank-you Ladies and Gentlemen, it's been my pleasure to entertain you here! Tomorrow the padded wagon is scheduled to make sporadic more or less Westerly stops to do sight gags of gleeful genocide, bloated body noises, drowning doggies and everybodys favorite joke "dying to be saved".
Catch the next show because there is nothing funnier than thousands of innocent Americans dying and rotting in the streets while Karl Rove writes and rewrites the script for the Blame Game!
What did I miss while I was gone? Katrina Katrina Katrina.
It's my understanding that the most vulnerable citizens who were left behind without food and water for days on end and were not allowed out while those bringing food and water to them were not allowed to do so, except three crazy Hyundai sharing college students who snuck in and out a couple of times to evacuate people.
Who was allowed to go in and out ? Joe Allbaugh.
Ba-da-bing!
I have learned that our "free press" is not allowed in the disaster recovery area to photograph or report on the disaster recovery and some of the duties of the free press in America during the Imperial Bush Presidency.
Graciously thank Laura Bush for her fried catfish and bathtub cheese with fawning shots of her bonding with all seven refugees at the Cajundome, gush and get jello knees about how what a hot military costumed stud the Mission Accomplished President and his army of PR agents can do with a couple million dollars and the right props.
Ba-da-bang!
Thank-you Ladies and Gentlemen, it's been my pleasure to entertain you here! Tomorrow the padded wagon is scheduled to make sporadic more or less Westerly stops to do sight gags of gleeful genocide, bloated body noises, drowning doggies and everybodys favorite joke "dying to be saved".
Catch the next show because there is nothing funnier than thousands of innocent Americans dying and rotting in the streets while Karl Rove writes and rewrites the script for the Blame Game!
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