The Hideout

Saddam Bin Laden or Osama Hussein or that guy who magically regrows limbs has been spotted sipping mai tais by the pool of an upscale resort in Iran according to reliable sources who are probably named Chalabi or Alawi or Perle.

Other witnesses are reporting that Elvis and the Ghost of James Dean thought is was a funny joke when they threw the dialysis machine in the pool before everybody dined on fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches on Wonder bread.

Stay tuned.