Bush's War Against Conservatism Steps Into Primetime

A Real life honest to goodness press conference is going to happen tonight! This desperate action is intended to convince The American public that the glitches in the Social Security system are so critical that he must continue to waste valuable resources flying all over the country convincing us so that Wall Street can get their grubs on our bucks.

Of course there are problems with the oil supply, and The Boy King contributes his wastefulness to them regularly so he wants us to give our military bases to the oil companies. Do you think we will be convinced to pay them to take those resources off our hands?

The Boy King is also planning to sell us nuclear because Poppy Bush needs some more of that anti competitive no bid government money that his heirs won't have to pay taxes on.