Friday, September 24, 2004

SHORTER

Charles Krauthammer:

Real friends are the ones that buy you a drink when you've lost your other friends because of your drinking problem, they are also the ones that ride in the car when you are driving while intoxicated.

Also known as taking a bad decision to the extent that it destroys everyone and everything in your path.

George Bush:

John Kerry can't be trusted to lead because he won't act like my puppet Ayad Allawi. Everything is his fault because he isn't clapping harder.
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