PHONEY

You know the person. He or she is emotionally distant and/or decietful and manipulative. You know the guy who pretended to like your children because he wanted to marry your sister or the woman who pretends to like you when your dad is around?

You know that person and how awkward it is when they try to show affection?

If you have any doubt, compare pictures or videos any event of Bill Clinton with people to any of those by George W Bush.

Sheesh! who knew the handshake was supposed to be a speed race? Where did I hear that he rushes to disinfect himself everytime he touches another person? Come to think of it, I don't recall any pictures of him displaying affection to anybody that haven't been stagemanaged or isn't some type of subtle putdown.

nobody. not even Laura or his kids or his dogs