Won't someone please pass the hat?

For emergency literacy intervention.

pResident Bush doesn't read any newspapers
and must have the presidential daily briefings read TO him

Dick only gets his news from Faux and limbaugh

Condi can't read national intelligence estimates prepared especially for her

Rumsfeld and his generals can't read the reports about tortured prisoners

Powell has lots of books but the left side of his face is a little droopy like he might be recovering from a stroke

I would dearly love to invest my last remaining dime on any democratic candidate any where, but can we really afford to wait until January 2005 for some informed leadership?

How about it, won't someone please pass a hat so these rich clowns can get a chance to learn to read?